I really love McSweeney's

Not everything works, but it’s a favorite site, especially when they run pieces like this:

REVISED CORPORATE E-MAIL SIGNATURE.

BY DAN KENNEDY

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This transmission is confidential and intended solely for the person or organization to which it is addressed. It may contain privileged and confidential information. This transmission may make mention of the affair Steven C. Hill, director of sales, is having most nights and especially when business travel occurs. This transmission may also lament the feeling of dying that pervades this small and sensibly decorated workspace, while days tick by on computer calendars and the sun only briefly and barely brushes the edges of the windows in the conference room. This transmission may go on to say that, for the last year, this job hasn’t felt right: cheerful on the surface, but faceless and cold.

Finish reading it here.

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